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DIET HUMOR
HUMOROUS EXERCISE SAYINGS:
I'M IN NO SHAPE TO EXERCISE.
COMMIT TO BE FIT.
TOUCH YOUR TOES
AND TOUCH YOUR TOES
AND WISH YOU SKIPPED THOSE OREO'S.
MY GET UP AND GO GOT UP AND WENT.
PUSHING 40 IS ENOUGH EXERCISE.
Book:
HOW TO LOSE TWENTY POUNDS FAST By X. R. CISE
--Dan Worona
Book:
DIET & Exercise And Leave Your Fat Behind
Bye Phatt Buttz (Get it?)
--Dan Worona
I GET ENOUGH EXERCISE JUST PUSHING MY LUCK.
THE ONLY EXERCISE DEVICE I EVER USE IS THE CLAPPER.
MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN THE BEST EXERCISE IS ONE OF DISCRETION.
I READ SOMEWHERE THAT SWIMMING IS GOOD EXERCISE, BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SLIM WHALE?
DOES VACUUMING COUNT AS AEROBIC EXERCISE?
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I GET MY EXERCISE RUNNING TO THE REFRIGERATOR.
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RATIONALIZATION:
I had a small slice of apple pie for breakfast the other day. I rationalized it contained fruit and grains and if I added a dab of ice cream, I'd have dairy. I went to the freezer. --Jerrilyn Farmer
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Courtesy:DANIEL L. WORONA
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